Sleepless Nights: Haikus That Are So Awful, They'll Knock You Out!

Introducing the Ultimate Insomnia Cure

Are you tired of tossing and turning all night, unable to drift off to sleep? Do you find yourself counting sheep, only to realize you've already counted to a hundred and you're still wide awake?

Sleepless nights' haikus / That are so truly awful / They will help you sleep

by Christine Nemcik

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	5247 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Print length	:	95 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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'Sleepless Nights: Haikus That Are So Truly Awful They Will Help You Sleep'

This groundbreaking collection of haikus is so bad, it's actually good. We've gathered the most atrocious attempts at poetry, the most nonsensical rhymes, and the most cringe-worthy metaphors imaginable. The result is a book that will make you laugh out loud, groan in disbelief, and ultimately drift off to a blissful slumber.

Here's a sneak peek at some of the gems you'll find inside:

1. The bed is so soft, But my brain won't shut off, Sleep, sweet sleep, I crave.
2. Why can't I sleep now? My mind is a restless cow, I toss and I turn.
3. I tried counting sheep, But they jumped the fence in my sleep, Now where are they gone?

The Perfect Gift for Insomniacs

Whether you're struggling with occasional sleeplessness or chronic insomnia, 'Sleepless Nights' is the perfect gift. It's a hilarious and unconventional approach to a common problem, and it's sure to bring a smile to your face, even if it doesn't cure your sleep woes.

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Get ready to laugh yourself to sleep!

Sleepless nights' haikus / That are so truly awful / They will help you sleep

by Christine Nemcik

5 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	5247 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Print length	:	95 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

FREE